Neighbours golden retriever

[kandr]

Air rifle, a well aimed shot at the right moment. No more problem.

What about the dog?

[Cliphead]

What about the dog?

I only shoot dogs.

[d000hg]

Wanders into my garden, drops a steaming mini-roundabout, then saunters out. Meanwhile the neighbour looks the other way, whistles nonchalantly, then puts the lead on the hound and then disappears towards the disysed railway.

I must train my cats to dig his flowers up

If you could see the neighbour why didn't you shout at him, you're a rough and tumble, non-nonsense kind of guy after all?

[EternalOptimist]

If you could see the neighbour why didn't you shout at him, you're a rough and tumble, non-nonsense kind of guy after all?

he was armed.

with a dog

[norrahe]

Wanders into my garden, drops a steaming mini-roundabout, then saunters out. Meanwhile the neighbour looks the other way, whistles nonchalantly, then puts the lead on the hound and then disappears towards the disysed railway.

I must train my cats to dig his flowers up

I'm sure your cats are already using his flower beds as their personal toilet.

If my neighbour did that I'd be out like a shot to get him to pick it up. If he didn't I'd get a shovel and dump it in his front garden.

[AtW]

Stop pulling a Wilmslow and be grateful your next door neighbour does not have an elephant ...

[Ruprect]

My father in laws dog has left one in my house for the last 3 christmas days running. Thankfully not going to be a problem this year as it is now deceased.

Father in law or dog?

[Ruprect]

In response to the OP I would scoop it up and put it on his doorstep. (or through his letterbox)

[Zippy]

Stop pulling a Wilmslow and be grateful your next door neighbour does not have an elephant ...

Brilliant!

EO - get an elephant.

[EternalOptimist]

Brilliant!

EO - get an elephant.

When you have an @rse like mine,

you dont need an elephant