If you're really pissed off you could always snap one off on his doorstep yourself...
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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I've been thinking about this and have come to the conclusion that you need a Rottweiler EO.
1) Turds are much bigger,so do pop round to the neighbours lawn
2) If said retriever ever sets a paw in your garden again it'll be toast.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Nah, Rotties are soppy.
You need a Jack Russell - they don't take no sh*t from no one!Comment
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Nice pun.Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
My brother's Jack Russell's mother emasculated an Alsation.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Are you available for hire? You might have a viable Plan B there.Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
What do you think, EO? Would you use a Rent-a-Poop service? I see the terms Rent-a-Poop/tulip/Turd are rare on Google, so it might be a winner.
"Hire one of our Grumpy Old Gits. They'll shamble along, tulip on your neighbour's lawn, them shamble off again, muttering to themselves. They are immune to being shouted at (they're as deaf as posts) and anyone abusing them will find themselves beaten with a walking stick until the neighbours call the Police." One lawn turd for just £25.
Summer special offer: 3 Little Old Ladies discussing prolapses, diverticulitis, weeping leg ulcers and unsuccessful haemorrhoid treatment in very loud voices outside an open window for 90 minutes for just £100. With a free "Excuse me dear, is this the stop for the number 19?" whilst wetting herself like a horse on your target victim's doorstop, FREE!"My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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No, the elephant.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Skulldoggery!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Renta-poop and Skulldoggery
Sounds like a children's TV programme.
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I had a cat (Bertie) who stood up to an annoying Jack Russell. The dog was obviously not used to animals standing up to him and fighting back. Bertie did not run away when the dog tried to chase him.Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
He just sat there, then hissed at the dog and swiped his nose with his claws, Jack Russel turned tail and ran off yelping. Hilarious
Bertie lived a long and happy life and died a few years ago. I'm not sure about the doggieI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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