Aren't those lasses a bit young for you ?
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So you code java, you lick the chutney spoon and you like women who are made of plastic?Originally posted by mango View PostUg she look about 50, I prefer Jordan or Sheryl ColeAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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They are in their 30's as am I, so erm let me think.........erm.........erm....................n o.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostAren't those lasses a bit young for you ?Comment
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Probably or one that look like htm.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostIf you land that £200/day java contract you will lasses mentioned hanging off your armComment
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When I was in my teens, I found women in their 20s attractive.Originally posted by mango View PostThey are in their 30's as am I, so erm let me think.........erm.........erm....................n o.
In my 20s, I found women in their 30s most attractive.
I am now well into in my 30s, and I find women are at their best in their 40s.
I doubt whether this pattern will continue for much longer.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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No it's just I see you more as a drooling doggie.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostNope. You got something against Brothers of the Mystic Tie?Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by mango View PostUg she look about 50, I prefer Jordan or Sheryl ColeCheryl hasn't had much work has she, unlike Jordan who is no spring chicken herself?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSo you code java, you lick the chutney spoon and you like women who are made of plastic?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Cojak beat me to it.
The quality of sockies really needs to improve around here. You've got to have a better imagination, or a bona fide split personality. Then you can reach the dizzy heights of sockiedom. Just ask Dim, Sas or AtW.
Yours,
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I thought he was quite funny.Originally posted by realityhack View PostCojak beat me to it.
The quality of sockies really needs to improve around here. You've got to have a better imagination, or a bona fide split personality. Then you can reach the dizzy heights of sockiedom. Just ask Dim, Sas or AtW.
Yours,
MFAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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