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    #id
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I thought he was quite funny.
    He was... but he was too obvious too soon. There's no craft anymore - it's straight into poor grammar, annoying contract-related questions and the like. Where's the likes of Chico? That was pure genius.

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      #id
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      When I was in my teens, I found women in their 20s attractive.

      In my 20s, I found women in their 30s most attractive.

      I am now well into in my 30s, and I find women are at their best in their 40s.

      I doubt whether this pattern will continue for much longer.
      It will reverse soon enough...
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #id
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        It will reverse soon enough...
        I'm still getting over the disappointment of being out of his age range.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #id
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Cojak beat me to it.

          The quality of sockies really needs to improve around here. You've got to have a better imagination, or a bona fide split personality. Then you can reach the dizzy heights of sockiedom. Just ask Dim, Sas or AtW.

          Yours,

          MF
          Aye. Lovingly hand-crafted sockies are sadly lacking.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #id
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            I'm still getting over the disappointment of being out of his age range.
            You've over 50?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #id
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              You've over 50?
              Yeah?
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #id
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                It will reverse soon enough...
                Classics of moral and political theory - Google Books
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  You've over 50?
                  Your logic is lacking. I suspect MP is in her 30's.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                    Your logic is lacking. I suspect MP is in her 30's.
                    Doh. I was going to see if he believed me.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #id
                      eh? What happened? Mango banned?

                      I only popped out for an hour... what did I miss?

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