Newbie here

[MaryPoppins]

eh? What happened? Mango banned?

I only popped out for an hour... what did I miss?

mango got banned for being a crap sockie...

[Platypus]

Doh. I was going to see if he believed me.

ooops sorry

But the deduction was elementary... Mich fancies older women, and he's late 30's, ergo MP > 50 or MP < 35

[Platypus]

mango got banned for being a crap sockie...

Sweet Jesus! So I was lured into posting a picture of myself for nothing?

Now every time I'm on checkout I'll be worried that one of you will pass by and recognise me as the lad who leads a double fantasy life as an IT contractor

[RichardCranium]

Now every time I'm on checkout I'll be worried that one of you will pass by and recognise me as the lad who leads a double fantasy life as an IT contractor

That would require a contractor to actually have to go into a supermarket.

[Clippy]

Aye. Lovingly hand-crafted sockies are sadly lacking.

I think you'll find they are all lovingly hand crafted -

[MayContainNuts]

There are some real arseholes on this site!

Almost every new poster who comes along and posts in General gets flamed, abused or just stupid answers.

I wouldn't have any of you on my team and if I was to find anyone posting on Contractor UK during the day I'd let them go.

[Zippy]

There are some real arseholes on this site!

Almost every new poster who comes along and posts in General gets flamed, abused or just stupid answers.

I wouldn't have any of you on my team and if I was to find anyone posting on Contractor UK during the day I'd let them go.

Be fair. It's not the new posters who get "flamed, abused or just stupid answers" - just the arseholes.

[RichardCranium]

I wouldn't have any of you on my team and if I was to find anyone posting on Contractor UK during the day I'd let them go.

Hence we work so hard to protect our anonymity.

[TykeMerc]

Be fair. It's not the new posters who get "flamed, abused or just stupid answers" - just the arseholes.

If the rampant sockpuppetry was stopped then maybe the genuine new posters wouldn't be drowned out or just be totally put off from posting on CUK.

One reason I've barely posted on or even visited CUK for the last 8 months is because of the endless trolling sockies. Yes I realise that's a red rag to a bull for yet more output from the sockie creators.

As I said on another thread if the puppet masters had their main account postcounts reset to zero maybe it would stop a few of them as that would give their bloated egos a bit of a kicking.

[MarillionFan]

If the rampant sockpuppetry was stopped then maybe the genuine new posters wouldn't be drowned out or just be totally put off from posting on CUK.

One reason I've barely posted on or even visited CUK for the last 8 months is because of the endless trolling sockies. Yes I realise that's a red rag to a bull for yet more output from the sockie creators.

As I said on another thread if the puppet masters had their main account postcounts reset to zero maybe it would stop a few of them as that would give their bloated egos a bit of a kicking.

Who are these arch sockie masters you talk of TM?

Is it Zippy, the sweet secretary?
Or Officer Cojak the bald headed one?
or how about Richard Cranium, the soft skilled bencher???

Couuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddd d beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?