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Not me.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs it Zippy, the sweet secretary?
Or Officer Cojak the bald headed one?
or how about Richard Cranium, the soft skilled bencher???
I'm a good boy, I am. I've done my time. I'm reformed now. On the straight and narrow.
But I suspect mango was you. Which means kandr must be you too.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Last edited by MarillionFan; 5 November 2010, 18:36.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post


My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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See you in another 8 months thenOriginally posted by TykeMerc View PostIf the rampant sockpuppetry was stopped then maybe the genuine new posters wouldn't be drowned out or just be totally put off from posting on CUK.
One reason I've barely posted on or even visited CUK for the last 8 months is because of the endless trolling sockies. Yes I realise that's a red rag to a bull for yet more output from the sockie creators.
As I said on another thread if the puppet masters had their main account postcounts reset to zero maybe it would stop a few of them as that would give their bloated egos a bit of a kicking.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Oh come on! If you post stuff like "hi I wannabee a contractor cos you earn loads of money" in a forum with the tagline "All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously." then you should expect a little ribbing. Or machine gun fire, if you persist.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostIf the rampant sockpuppetry was stopped then maybe the genuine new posters wouldn't be drowned out or just be totally put off from posting on CUK.
One reason I've barely posted on or even visited CUK for the last 8 months is because of the endless trolling sockies. Yes I realise that's a red rag to a bull for yet more output from the sockie creators.
As I said on another thread if the puppet masters had their main account postcounts reset to zero maybe it would stop a few of them as that would give their bloated egos a bit of a kicking.
Noobs that post in the other fora don't get flamed unless they are obviously rude or trolling. If they do get flamed the flamer is given a kicking by the mods.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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although we didnt chat, Farewell Mongo
true, you are a bit of a drongo
but also like a mayfly
I dont mean you lasted a day
you were a buzzing ,nay
a flapping high pitched noise
annoying all the boyz
hic
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Unfortunately if it was that easy to spot sockie owners we'd have already taken their points off them.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostIf the rampant sockpuppetry was stopped then maybe the genuine new posters wouldn't be drowned out or just be totally put off from posting on CUK.
One reason I've barely posted on or even visited CUK for the last 8 months is because of the endless trolling sockies. Yes I realise that's a red rag to a bull for yet more output from the sockie creators.
As I said on another thread if the puppet masters had their main account postcounts reset to zero maybe it would stop a few of them as that would give their bloated egos a bit of a kicking."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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