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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDoh. I was going to see if he believed me.
But the deduction was elementary... Mich fancies older women, and he's late 30's, ergo MP > 50 or MP < 35Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Postmango got banned for being a crap sockie...
Now every time I'm on checkout I'll be worried that one of you will pass by and recognise me as the lad who leads a double fantasy life as an IT contractorComment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostNow every time I'm on checkout I'll be worried that one of you will pass by and recognise me as the lad who leads a double fantasy life as an IT contractorMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostAye. Lovingly hand-crafted sockies are sadly lacking.Comment
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There are some real arseholes on this site!
Almost every new poster who comes along and posts in General gets flamed, abused or just stupid answers.
I wouldn't have any of you on my team and if I was to find anyone posting on Contractor UK during the day I'd let them go.Comment
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Originally posted by MayContainNuts View PostThere are some real arseholes on this site!
Almost every new poster who comes along and posts in General gets flamed, abused or just stupid answers.
I wouldn't have any of you on my team and if I was to find anyone posting on Contractor UK during the day I'd let them go.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by MayContainNuts View PostI wouldn't have any of you on my team and if I was to find anyone posting on Contractor UK during the day I'd let them go.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostBe fair. It's not the new posters who get "flamed, abused or just stupid answers" - just the arseholes.
One reason I've barely posted on or even visited CUK for the last 8 months is because of the endless trolling sockies. Yes I realise that's a red rag to a bull for yet more output from the sockie creators.
As I said on another thread if the puppet masters had their main account postcounts reset to zero maybe it would stop a few of them as that would give their bloated egos a bit of a kicking.Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostIf the rampant sockpuppetry was stopped then maybe the genuine new posters wouldn't be drowned out or just be totally put off from posting on CUK.
One reason I've barely posted on or even visited CUK for the last 8 months is because of the endless trolling sockies. Yes I realise that's a red rag to a bull for yet more output from the sockie creators.
As I said on another thread if the puppet masters had their main account postcounts reset to zero maybe it would stop a few of them as that would give their bloated egos a bit of a kicking.
Is it Zippy, the sweet secretary?
Or Officer Cojak the bald headed one?
or how about Richard Cranium, the soft skilled bencher???
Couuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddd d beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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