Newbie here

[d000hg]

You DON'T have a touch screen. Lord! Even I have one (picture of me at work):

Who takes a photo in a supermarket queue?

[Mich the Tester]

They're great. Here'a a pic of my missus with hers.

Why is she wearing a tin foil hat on her left nork?

Doesn't her right tit deserve the same protection?

[mango]

Who takes a photo in a supermarket queue?

Good question bro, I cant think of a reson why? Lets get back to Java though I feel that the thrread is off track.

[Mich the Tester]

Good question bro, I cant think of a reson why? Lets get back to Java though I feel that the thrread is off track.

No, I prefer talking about MILFs.

[FiveTimes]

Good question bro, I cant think of a reson why? Lets get back to Java though I feel that the thrread is off track.

u iz dead rite m8, soz

[FiveTimes]

No, I prefer talking about MILFs.

[RichardCranium]

Is 'mango' by any chance a sideways reference to chutney?

Do you think he's a chutney spoon licker?

I cant look at that picture , it makes me laugh too much.

What picture?

I may be on the bench but I am not joining the linkedin network of:

Tchut Nee "Chutney" Spune

And I'm certainly not looking to see if there's a photo.

No it is nothing to do with chuteney its my nickname around here at the call centre, except Ive mispelt it.. DILIBRATLEY

Are you Tchut Nee "Chutney" Spune?

[shaunbhoy]

Good question bro, I cant think of a reson why? Lets get back to Java though I feel that the thrread is off track.

Listen mate, until the day that someone with more money than sense decides to pay £200 a day for some semi-literate, dyslexic no-mark to be set loose on their network, you are fooked!

Next!

[alreadypacked]

I cant look at that picture , it makes me laugh too much.

No it is nothing to do with chuteney its my nickname around here at the call centre, except Ive mispelt it.. DILIBRATLEY

It gets worse here.

One day I snorted coffee from my nose and rendered my keyboard unusable.

That's why you need the touch screen.

[mango]

Do you think he's a chutney spoon licker?

What picture?




Are you Tchut Nee "Chutney" Spune?

The fat judo guy. I like chutney whats wrong with it? I eat it all the time.