Newbie here

[mango]

How do I ban people from my thread?

[Durbs]

What, the aerobics girl?

No, the photo above, he'd told his mum he'd never tried smoking, you're going to get him in the sh1t.

[MaryPoppins]

OK, we'll start with the 'tache. I know it's movember, but this really won't do. Wash it off. Lose the specs, or at least get some more trendy ones. Smoking's kind of 'out' with the really fit birds these days, and it certainly won't enamour you with an aerobics instructor (see second illustration), which you will need for getting rid of that bulbous blob of fat around your waist. You might think of wearing a simple, well cut, dark suit; ties aren't necessary outside of work, but always wear simple, conservative, polished black shoes with a suit. Try a different haircut and lose the dye.

Other than that, I'll leave you in the safe hands of Ms Alreadypacked, Ms Norrahe, Ms CM, Ms Poppins and Ms Cojak for advice on actually chatting up a lady. Hint; don't talk about Java coding.

Don't come to me for advice, I only dish out my number if you make me laugh.

[Mich the Tester]

Don't come to me for advice, I only dish out my number if you make me laugh.

That's a very roundabout way of asking to see a man's tackle.

[d000hg]

How do I ban people from my thread?

Put your hand over the screen.

[mango]

Put your hand over the screen.

I don't have a touch screen though, I use the mouse.

[MaryPoppins]

That's a very roundabout way of asking to see a man's tackle.

True. Thanks for the PM pic, by the way.

[Zippy]

I don't have a touch screen though, I use the mouse.

Really? How quaint.

[Platypus]

There's no way two people can eat curry and drink beer at the rate of £20 per hour, so you just cannot fail but end up stupid rich.

Really? Have you met MF and chums?

[mango]

Really? How quaint.

Why?