• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Newbie here

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #61
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Really? Have you met MF and chums?

    I've shaved that tash off. Made me look fat.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    Comment


      #62
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      I've shaved that tash off. Made me look fat.
      I love those button up vest tops on a man though MF. Yum.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

      Comment


        #63
        Originally posted by mango View Post
        Why?
        You DON'T have a touch screen. Lord! Even I have one (picture of me at work):

        Comment


          #64
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          You DON'T have a touch screen. Lord! Even I have one (picture of me at work):

          Is that a real designer bag?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

          Comment


            #65
            Originally posted by Platypus View Post
            You DON'T have a touch screen. Lord! Even I have one (picture of me at work):
            I dont understand, what has this to do with me getting a Java contract?

            Comment


              #66
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Is that a real designer bag?
              I think you'll see it's Louis Vitton

              Comment


                #67
                Originally posted by mango View Post
                I dont understand, what has this to do with me getting a Java contract?
                It's a cautionary tale: I read the same Java book as you, went down to the job centre and asked about a job where I get to use computers every day and preferably with a high-tech touch screen.

                That's what I got.

                Mind you, it pays better than Java programming.

                Comment


                  #68
                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  I think you'll see it's Louis Vitton
                  Are they good then? Should I get a couple for the Missus?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                  Comment


                    #69
                    Originally posted by mango View Post
                    I dont understand, what has this to do with me getting a Java contract?
                    It has everything to do with you getting a Java contract. Did the Karate kid give up when Mr Miyage had him painting fences? No.

                    Comment


                      #70
                      Originally posted by Durbs View Post
                      It has everything to do with you getting a Java contract. Did the Karate kid give up when Mr Miyage had him painting fences? No.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X