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I've shaved that tash off. Made me look fat.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
I love those button up vest tops on a man though MF. Yum.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've shaved that tash off. Made me look fat.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You DON'T have a touch screen. Lord! Even I have one (picture of me at work):Originally posted by mango View PostWhy?
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Is that a real designer bag?Originally posted by Platypus View PostYou DON'T have a touch screen. Lord! Even I have one (picture of me at work):
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I dont understand, what has this to do with me getting a Java contract?Originally posted by Platypus View PostYou DON'T have a touch screen. Lord! Even I have one (picture of me at work):Comment
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I think you'll see it's Louis VittonOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs that a real designer bag?
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It's a cautionary tale: I read the same Java book as you, went down to the job centre and asked about a job where I get to use computers every day and preferably with a high-tech touch screen.Originally posted by mango View PostI dont understand, what has this to do with me getting a Java contract?
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Mind you, it pays better than Java programming.Comment
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Are they good then? Should I get a couple for the Missus?Originally posted by Platypus View PostI think you'll see it's Louis Vitton
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It has everything to do with you getting a Java contract. Did the Karate kid give up when Mr Miyage had him painting fences? No.Originally posted by mango View PostI dont understand, what has this to do with me getting a Java contract?Comment
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Originally posted by Durbs View PostIt has everything to do with you getting a Java contract. Did the Karate kid give up when Mr Miyage had him painting fences? No.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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