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AssholeOriginally posted by Durbs View PostIt has everything to do with you getting a Java contract. Did the Karate kid give up when Mr Miyage had him painting fences? No.Comment
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Maybe you'll get a touch screen monitor once you have mastered OO, something to aspire toOriginally posted by mango View PostI dont understand, what has this to do with me getting a Java contract?Comment
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Yeah, that's what the first apprentice karate kid said. And look where HE ended up:Originally posted by mango View PostAsshole
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Get plenty of MILFs coming past your till do you?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs that a real designer bag?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I remember that, thats when Mr Myagi went 'You're flired!'Originally posted by Platypus View PostYeah, that's what the first apprentice karate kid said. And look where HE ended up:
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Is 'mango' by any chance a sideways reference to chutney?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I cant look at that picture , it makes me laugh too much.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs 'mango' by any chance a sideways reference to chutney?
No it is nothing to do with chuteney its my nickname around here at the call centre, except Ive mispelt it.. DILIBRATLEYComment
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I was going to ask that too.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs 'mango' by any chance a sideways reference to chutney?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Hmm. Looks a bit too much like an old lady's bag for my Missus. But thanks.Originally posted by Platypus View PostThey're great. Here'a a pic of my missus with hers.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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