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    #81
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    You DON'T have a touch screen. Lord! Even I have one (picture of me at work):

    Who takes a photo in a supermarket queue?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #82
      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
      They're great. Here'a a pic of my missus with hers.

      Why is she wearing a tin foil hat on her left nork?

      Doesn't her right tit deserve the same protection?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #83
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Who takes a photo in a supermarket queue?
        Good question bro, I cant think of a reson why? Lets get back to Java though I feel that the thrread is off track.

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          #84
          Originally posted by mango View Post
          Good question bro, I cant think of a reson why? Lets get back to Java though I feel that the thrread is off track.
          No, I prefer talking about MILFs.

          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #85
            Originally posted by mango View Post
            Good question bro, I cant think of a reson why? Lets get back to Java though I feel that the thrread is off track.
            u iz dead rite m8, soz

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              #86
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              No, I prefer talking about MILFs.

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                #87
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Is 'mango' by any chance a sideways reference to chutney?
                Do you think he's a chutney spoon licker?

                Originally posted by mango View Post
                I cant look at that picture , it makes me laugh too much.
                What picture?


                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                I may be on the bench but I am not joining the linkedin network of:

                Tchut Nee "Chutney" Spune

                And I'm certainly not looking to see if there's a photo.
                Originally posted by mango View Post
                No it is nothing to do with chuteney its my nickname around here at the call centre, except Ive mispelt it.. DILIBRATLEY
                Are you Tchut Nee "Chutney" Spune?
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by mango View Post
                  Good question bro, I cant think of a reson why? Lets get back to Java though I feel that the thrread is off track.
                  Listen mate, until the day that someone with more money than sense decides to pay £200 a day for some semi-literate, dyslexic no-mark to be set loose on their network, you are fooked!

                  Next!

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by mango View Post
                    I cant look at that picture , it makes me laugh too much.

                    No it is nothing to do with chuteney its my nickname around here at the call centre, except Ive mispelt it.. DILIBRATLEY
                    It gets worse here.

                    One day I snorted coffee from my nose and rendered my keyboard unusable.

                    That's why you need the touch screen.
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Do you think he's a chutney spoon licker?

                      What picture?




                      Are you Tchut Nee "Chutney" Spune?
                      The fat judo guy. I like chutney whats wrong with it? I eat it all the time.

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