Newbie here

[realityhack]

Twiglets? What do you mean bro?

Snacks... you're having a party by virtue of this being your first thread. We won't trash your house. Much.

[alreadypacked]

Hi guys,

I had a reed through the different messages and want to become a contractor. One of my mates knows a contractor that earns over £200 a day!!!! For me that would be a dream come true. I dont want on focus on money or financial viewpoint I am a good worker. I currently work in IT support but its pretty boring, same call just repeated all day. I have been learning Java though and written some nifty apps such as a tetris like game, its not finished as all the blocks are still one shape. I digress sorry.

So how do I go about getting a Java contract I would prefer 12 months as I have a big mortagae (over 100k).

Thansk for replies.

<real name removed>.

£200.00 a day is not a contractor, that's a tape changer.

As I tell any agent that calls me, I wouldn't get out of bed for that.

HTH

[MaryPoppins]

Hi guys,

I had a reed through the different messages and want to become a contractor. One of my mates knows a contractor that earns over £200 a day!!!! For me that would be a dream come true. I dont want on focus on money or financial viewpoint I am a good worker. I currently work in IT support but its pretty boring, same call just repeated all day. I have been learning Java though and written some nifty apps such as a tetris like game, its not finished as all the blocks are still one shape. I digress sorry.

So how do I go about getting a Java contract I would prefer 12 months as I have a big mortagae (over 100k).

Thansk for replies.

<real name removed>.

Hi mango. My only real comment is that your spelling 'mistakes' look a little too contrived.

[Troll]

Twiglets? What do you mean bro?

Are we going to be treated to the full ebonics vocabulary ?

[SupremeSpod]

£200.00 a day is not a contractor, that's a tape changer.

As I tell any agent that calls me, I wouldn't get out of bed for that.

HTH

That's very constructive.

I hear it costs a lot less to get you into bed.

[alreadypacked]

That's very constructive.

I hear it costs a lot less to get you into bed.

I was expecting that, but I prefer to think of you as a doggie, can you at least change your avatar pleeessee.

[SupremeSpod]

I was expecting that, but I prefer to think of you as a doggie, can you at least change your avatar pleeessee.

Nope. You got something against Brothers of the Mystic Tie?

[MarillionFan]

I thoutght this message posting place was to help new contractors, why you asking be about socky? Who is sockY?

Right. I'll hold it's arms. Spod go through his pockets. Doogie bring the sack and rope. Who's going to dig the whole in the garden?

[MarillionFan]

I was expecting that, but I prefer to think of you as a doggie, can you at least change your avatar pleeessee.

I've seen there are websites for that type
of fetish. Don't bring it here.

Woof! Get down Shep!

[MaryPoppins]

Are we going to be treated to the full ebonics vocabulary ?

I'll start.

Sup dawg = Hello