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Not only Dentistry, but the whole of medicine really.
I was fooled by it, it looks good on telly and in glossy magazines, but the reality of medicine is a bunch of ham fisted surgeons with their hands covered in dangerous flesh eating bacteria, floundering around on some organ or bone creating absolute havoc.
The only really useful treatment I'm aware of is leeches which are really good at cleaning the wounds after an incompetent doctor has messing around with it.I'm alright JackComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
you meant flip flops.
didnt you?
The only thing they are useful for is as an indication of whether a lady is aht on't pull.Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostNo. Women put high heels on because they think it makes them more attractive, but really it doesn't make the slightest bit of difference. So it makes them 5'5'' instead of 5'3''? Who's counting?
The only thing they are useful for is as an indication of whether a lady is aht on't pull.
high heels DO have a point, thats the point of them
flip flops dont. sorry to be so pointed
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostThe only really useful treatment I'm aware of is leeches which are really good at cleaning the wounds after an incompetent doctor has messing around with it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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