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    #21
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Indeed; but the town centre needs to mix these aspects; I can't stand shopping malls which seem to be purely directed at selling me more and more tulip I don't want; today, 3 useless pieces of tulip for the price of 2! I do like town centres where many functions come together, like commerce, art, culture, music and social areas. That's one of the great strengths of European cities and towns; many Americans visiting Europe are very impressed with how our towns combine all these functions in one place and I don't want to see that going down the drain.

    Oh, and archaeological evidence suggess art existed before commerce.
    Gosh, you still go to shops!! And you work in IT !!

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      #22
      Not only Dentistry, but the whole of medicine really.

      I was fooled by it, it looks good on telly and in glossy magazines, but the reality of medicine is a bunch of ham fisted surgeons with their hands covered in dangerous flesh eating bacteria, floundering around on some organ or bone creating absolute havoc.

      The only really useful treatment I'm aware of is leeches which are really good at cleaning the wounds after an incompetent doctor has messing around with it.
      I'm alright Jack

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        #23
        lettuce spinner

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          #24
          High heeled shoes.

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            #25
            Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
            High heeled shoes.


            you meant flip flops.

            didnt you?
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              #26
              Ronco Button Mate
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
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              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                #27
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


                you meant flip flops.

                didnt you?
                No. Women put high heels on because they think it makes them more attractive, but really it doesn't make the slightest bit of difference. So it makes them 5'5'' instead of 5'3''? Who's counting?
                The only thing they are useful for is as an indication of whether a lady is aht on't pull.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                  No. Women put high heels on because they think it makes them more attractive, but really it doesn't make the slightest bit of difference. So it makes them 5'5'' instead of 5'3''? Who's counting?
                  The only thing they are useful for is as an indication of whether a lady is aht on't pull.
                  the point i was making is that you must see my point
                  high heels DO have a point, thats the point of them

                  flip flops dont. sorry to be so pointed



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                    #29
                    nhs

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                      The only really useful treatment I'm aware of is leeches which are really good at cleaning the wounds after an incompetent doctor has messing around with it.
                      Don't forget the maggots.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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