Pointless inventions

[Spacecadet]

Pound shop? I am not made of money. There's a 99p shop in my town.

99p???

You're throwing money away you flash git

[xoggoth]

a deeper hilarity

I rather like that. Maybe the meaning of life we are always looking for is actually a joke. Come 2014, the year of the second coming,
and The Lord will descend in fire and brimstone on us all and shout F* me haven't you lot got it yet? It was a man with a crocodile!

Or maybe we have had the second coming already. It's Ken Dodd. Jesus wasn't very funny either apparently, the sermon on the mount went down like a lead balloon.

[Spacecadet]

Nah. They make your legs look better, and help with calf muscle definition (not in a good way, but, still).

WMPS

Girls in high heels definitely look better than in flats. Its all down to the posture the wearer is forced to adopt and making vital bits (i.e. boobs and arse) appear stick out a little bit more, the back is given a better shape and the legs look longer, can't lose really!

[RichardCranium]

you seem to picking on me particularly today you big bully

Bedwetter Alert !

[xoggoth]

85p! I love all this cheap stuff. This week I brought a large £30 book of insect photos for a fiver at the new bookshop in town. Last month I brought a new pair of running shoes for £9.99. Only spent £7 last time though.