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    #81
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Pound shop? I am not made of money. There's a 99p shop in my town.
    99p???

    You're throwing money away you flash git
    Coffee's for closers

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      #82
      a deeper hilarity
      I rather like that. Maybe the meaning of life we are always looking for is actually a joke. Come 2014, the year of the second coming,
      and The Lord will descend in fire and brimstone on us all and shout F* me haven't you lot got it yet? It was a man with a crocodile!

      Or maybe we have had the second coming already. It's Ken Dodd. Jesus wasn't very funny either apparently, the sermon on the mount went down like a lead balloon.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #83
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Nah. They make your legs look better, and help with calf muscle definition (not in a good way, but, still).
        WMPS

        Girls in high heels definitely look better than in flats. Its all down to the posture the wearer is forced to adopt and making vital bits (i.e. boobs and arse) appear stick out a little bit more, the back is given a better shape and the legs look longer, can't lose really!
        Coffee's for closers

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          #84
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          you seem to picking on me particularly today you big bully
          Bedwetter Alert !



          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #85
            85p! I love all this cheap stuff. This week I brought a large £30 book of insect photos for a fiver at the new bookshop in town. Last month I brought a new pair of running shoes for £9.99. Only spent £7 last time though.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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