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85p! I love all this cheap stuff. This week I brought a large £30 book of insect photos for a fiver at the new bookshop in town. Last month I brought a new pair of running shoes for £9.99. Only spent £7 last time though.
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Originally posted by d000hg View Postyou seem to picking on me particularly today you big bully
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. They make your legs look better, and help with calf muscle definition (not in a good way, but, still).
Girls in high heels definitely look better than in flats. Its all down to the posture the wearer is forced to adopt and making vital bits (i.e. boobs and arse) appear stick out a little bit more, the back is given a better shape and the legs look longer, can't lose really!
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a deeper hilarity
and The Lord will descend in fire and brimstone on us all and shout F* me haven't you lot got it yet? It was a man with a crocodile!
Or maybe we have had the second coming already. It's Ken Dodd. Jesus wasn't very funny either apparently, the sermon on the mount went down like a lead balloon.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostPound shop? I am not made of money. There's a 99p shop in my town.
You're throwing money away you flash git
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYou seem to be bit slow on the uptake today
Actually, it was me complaining about having a stalker earlier in the year. I think it was that Strine twonk, NOB25.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostSince when did you have a christmas cracker with health & safety tips?
Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou and SB need to stop getting your crackers from the free clinic...
Originally posted by d000hg View Post<SY01>Mummy, he's stalking the forum, picking on me</SY01>
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostCan I nominate someone twice for the Poster Most Likely To Not Get It award?
You need some coffee, d000hg. Have they just put the heating on in ClientCo and the carbon monoxide is getting to you?
<SY01>Mummy, he's stalking the forum, picking on me</SY01>
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostThe 'privacy scarf', designed to protect your browsing from prying eyes:
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