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21 October 2010, 15:38

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#72

21 October 2010, 15:48

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What about Chinese Beer ?

Once you've had one, a few minutes later you fancy another

EO, the thread is about pointless inventions not damned good ideas.
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21 October 2010, 16:07

Pound shop? I am not made of money. There's a 99p shop in my town.

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#75

21 October 2010, 16:09

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Can I nominate someone twice for the Poster Most Likely To Not Get It award?

You need some coffee, d000hg. Have they just put the heating on in ClientCo and the carbon monoxide is getting to you?

Since when did you have a christmas cracker with health & safety tips? You and SB need to stop getting your crackers from the free clinic...

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21 October 2010, 16:10

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

What about Chinese Beer ?

Once you've had one, a few minutes later you fancy another

Isn't that the same as regular beer?

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21 October 2010, 16:11

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Isn't that the same as regular beer?

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#78

21 October 2010, 16:13

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Isn't that the same as regular beer?

d000hgie, I think you either need a rest or a few beers or even both. You're not on form today.
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21 October 2010, 16:45

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Since when did you have a christmas cracker with health & safety tips?

You seem to be bit slow on the uptake today, either you're poorly, or sleepy, being poisoned by ClientCo's boiler or distracted because you're working (which is, frankly, the least likely).

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

You and SB need to stop getting your crackers from the free clinic...

SB?

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21 October 2010, 19:52

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

You seem to be bit slow on the uptake today

No, people post 'jokes' which aren't funny. I'm hoping there is a deeper hilarity but when I ask, it appears this isn't the case

Actually, it was me complaining about having a stalker earlier in the year. I think it was that Strine twonk, NOB25.

No, I meant SY01 regularly complains people are ganging up on him, having a go... you seem to picking on me particularly today you big bully

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