Pointless inventions

[RichardCranium]

The two-handed glove.

Oh. My. God.

Bearing in mind the Missus & I have matching kagools and walking boots and so we look like soft dippy gits when out and about, yet even I am nauseated by that piece of soppiness.

[Zippy]

Chopsticks.

You can stab people with them.

[cailin maith]

The two-handed glove.

Awww the smitten mitten

[wobbegong]

Awww the smitten mitten

. . .or the "Love Glove".

[Doggy Styles]

High heels? I like naturally tall women. There's probably a psychological reason for this but I don't know what it is.

[realityhack]

Behold, the 10-in-1 gardening tool:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JmpkIMgnzI.../s1600-h/8.jpg

[realityhack]

The 'privacy scarf', designed to protect your browsing from prying eyes:
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[realityhack]

The last two came from this page... plenty more there.

[EternalOptimist]

What about Chinese Beer ?

Once you've had one, a few minutes later you fancy another

[RichardCranium]

Fluorescent attachment for a toilet bowl.

Better yet, a luminous toilet seat. I hate having to put a light on when I go for a cut 'n' dash in the middle of the night.