Obscene combinations of smileys

[MaryPoppins]

...and see the look on his face as MP says she no longer needs them.

Bit close to the bone that one Paddy!

[FiveTimes]

Nice one MP

[cojak]

Oh tulip - I misread that

Love it - ok thats reason number one why you should go out with him at least once

WCMS

He sounds an interesting character

[northernladuk]

How did you do it?

I kept bumping into this guy as I was shopping, there was a bit of smiling and eyebrow wiggling, and on we go.

The finale was as I was browsing er, feminie hygiene products. He walked past the end of the aisle, then sort of reversed the trolley and came up the aisle towards me. I glanced up and realised he actually was heading for me, smiling.

He stopped his trolley and said hello, which shocked me enough. There was an awkward silence, at which point he totally won me over. He glanced at the shelf I was at, and looked a bit mortified. He tried to act cool, and nodded towards the shelf. I started grinning and he said:

'Yeah....menstruation.'

Yup.

Did exactly as you described but had to make the effort to be in same isle walking towards to try and get some eye contact first. Up one isle, slowly, looking at products, smile and move on. Get to end, turn trolly and run like hell down the other knocking old people and kids over to be in perfect position at the next. Hard to be tactful when your trolley squeaks though.

I also made an effort NOT to catch them in the ladies isles. Walk up, tell them you noticed them, thought they looked attractive and wondered if I could get in contact again to chat. Get a range of responses from complete blanking to lots of blushing and swapping of numbers.

Most guys think it is a stupid idea but as you can see with this thread it shows a bit of confidence and spontaneity which often a clincher. Good basis to laugh about in the early stages when you have nothing in common to chat about as well.

Am sure it gives them a reason to run home, get on a forum and discuss with the girlies the moment some old bald minger accosted them in the supermarket as well

Oh... forgot most important tactic as well. If it looks like I am gonna take the plunge I leave my trolley of microwave meals, stockings and marigold gloves, get another, fill it with veg, meat, Tesco's finest etc and then fire in. If it goes wrong I leave that and back to the microwave meals trolley. Winner

[d000hg]

I know. Thanks for the tip, Mich.

Well I will have you know, Dave, that I was asked for my number in Sainsburys not more than an hour ago.

That was your pin number, silly.


Back on topic...

Why does it lick the sick back up:
I thought this one was a weird vampire:

[MarillionFan]

That was your pin number, silly.


Back on topic...

Why does it lick the sick back up:

It's because that actual smiley isn't quite what Admin thinks it is. I saw on it another site years ago, it's supposed to represent an emetophiliac.

Enjoy.