Obscene combinations of smileys

[Mich the Tester]

Tell him to eat less fish and more fresh fruit

[GillsMan]

I quite liked my effort in the Raoul Moat Facebook Tribute thread.

My favourite comment on there was by some chap whose avatar was a picture of a pack of Rizzla. Something like "RIP Moat. ur a legend f*** all dem haterz. better 2 die a soldier than live a coward".

Yeah, he died a soldier didn't he? Shot an unarmed cop, blinded him, hid in a storm drain for four days, came out and cried about not being loved then shot himself. What a hero.

[cailin maith]

My typical date:

[DaveB]

My typical date:

I think we may be getting to the root of your single status MP

[MaryPoppins]

I know. Thanks for the tip, Mich.

Well I will have you know, Dave, that I was asked for my number in Sainsburys not more than an hour ago.

[cojak]

My typical date:

[northernladuk]

My typical date:

FTFY MP

[northernladuk]

I know. Thanks for the tip, Mich.

Well I will have you know, Dave, that I was asked for my number in Sainsburys not more than an hour ago.

I have been out with 2 girls I asked on dates in my local Tesco's as well. The element of surprise and shock at being asked out while shopping can be the catalayst that makes them say yes. It's different and bold so migh be worth a go.

[cailin maith]

I know. Thanks for the tip, Mich.

Well I will have you know, Dave, that I was asked for my number in Sainsburys not more than an hour ago.

woo hoo - get you!

Did you give it?

[DaveB]

I know. Thanks for the tip, Mich.

Well I will have you know, Dave, that I was asked for my number in Sainsburys not more than an hour ago.

Those store detectives can be a right PITA can't they