Obscene combinations of smileys

[MaryPoppins]

I have been out with 2 girls I asked on dates in my local Tesco's as well. The element of surprise and shock at being asked out while shopping can be the catalayst that makes them say yes. It's different and bold so migh be worth a go.

How did you do it?

I kept bumping into this guy as I was shopping, there was a bit of smiling and eyebrow wiggling, and on we go.

The finale was as I was browsing er, feminie hygiene products. He walked past the end of the aisle, then sort of reversed the trolley and came up the aisle towards me. I glanced up and realised he actually was heading for me, smiling.

He stopped his trolley and said hello, which shocked me enough. There was an awkward silence, at which point he totally won me over. He glanced at the shelf I was at, and looked a bit mortified. He tried to act cool, and nodded towards the shelf. I started grinning and he said:

'Yeah....menstruation.'

Yup.

[cailin maith]

How did you do it?

I kept bumping into this guy as I was shopping, there was a bit of smiling and eyebrow wiggling, and on we go.

The finale was as I was browsing er, feminie hygiene products. He walked past the end of the aisle, then sort of reversed the trolley and came up the aisle towards me. I glanced up and realised he actually was heading for me, smiling.

He stopped his trolley and said hello, which shocked me enough. There was an awkward silence, at which point he totally won me over. He glanced at the shelf I was at, and looked a bit mortified. He tried to act cool, and nodded towards the shelf. I started grinning and he said:

'Yeah....menstruation.'

Yup.

Nice to see you played it cool

Fit?

[MaryPoppins]

Nice to see you played it cool

Fit?

He said it, not me!

Ha ha, I wish I HAD said it though!!!

Yes, quite.

[cailin maith]

He said it, not me!

Ha ha, I wish I HAD said it though!!!

Yes, quite.

Oh tulip - I misread that

Love it - ok thats reason number one why you should go out with him at least once

[MaryPoppins]

Oh tulip - I misread that

Love it - ok thats reason number one why you should go out with him at least once

Zaccly. He already knows my monthly cycle, so what can go wrong?

[DaveB]

Zaccly. He already knows my monthly cycle, so what can go wrong?

And if it gets that far, he already knows what to get you for your 1 month anniversary

[cailin maith]

Zaccly. He already knows my monthly cycle, so what can go wrong?

Plus, most women browse that section just before the time they need it and if you didn't rip his head off and shove it up his ass - he knows you aren't a psycho at that time of the month too

[MaryPoppins]

And if it gets that far, he already knows what to get you for your 1 month anniversary

You're scaring me now DB, let's not think past the first date...

[MaryPoppins]

Plus, most women browse that section just before the time they need it and if you didn't rip his head off and shove it up his ass - he knows you aren't a psycho at that time of the month too

(Just all the time)

[Paddy]

And if it gets that far, he already knows what to get you for your 1 month anniversary

...and see the look on his face as MP says she no longer needs them.