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My Train Journey This Morning

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    If I had a town I would call it "Shapelea Bottom"
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      That place sounds AWESOME. I want to go to Monkey World.
      Bit of a misnomer. Most of them aren't monkeys.

      Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
        'Wool' is a town ??
        Town is a bit of a stretch... it's a village really well, kinda... it's teeny.

        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        That place sounds AWESOME. I want to go to Monkey World.
        It's fricking amazing, we had the best time

        We gave donations of duvet covers and pillow cases and in the chimpanzee nursery before we went, they were making themselves little beds out of them - very cute.

        The Orangutans were my faves.
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          I've wanted to go for ages, since Monkey Life was on TV. Worth a visit
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            the pensioner sitting opposite me was using the electricity socket for powering his portable coffee machine
            WTF? Firstly who takes a mains-powered coffee machine with them? Secondly, 1st-class get free coffee anyway. I bet your carriage must have been tupperware and tartan flask heaven.

            Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
            Anyone know where Lulworth Castle is?
            Clue's in the name Xen.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              Are there any Gorillas in MonkeyWorld ? Or will it be filled with Grocerboys in cages.
              Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                Are there any Gorillas in MonkeyWorld ? Or will it be filled with Grocerboys in cages.
                I don't think there were Gorillas I'll have to check out my book that I bought
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  WTF? Firstly who takes a mains-powered coffee machine with them? Secondly, 1st-class get free coffee anyway. I bet your carriage must have been tupperware and tartan flask heaven.
                  Firstly, Dutch pensioners.

                  Secondly, there's no free coffee on Dutch trains, even in first class.

                  Actually though, the pensioner was on to a good thing as the only coffee available on board is sold by students carrying a strange rucksack/coffee dispenser contraption, and it tastes bloody awful.

                  It's not the Virgin pendolino you know.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    It's not the Virgin pendolino you know.
                    Oops, forgot you were overseas away from our high-quality rail service
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      It's near Wool in Dorset.
                      If you get a chance, pop into the tank museum in nearby Bovington.

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