My Train Journey This Morning

[norrahe]

Quiet carriage not so quiet due to all the people snoring , delays on mainline train due to overhead lines being down.
Sardines on the tube but no delays.

[RichardCranium]

Sardines on the tube but no delays.

So do sardines have less effect than leaves on the line?

[norrahe]

On time, some snoring, no sardines

[Mich the Tester]

Took early train at the ungodly hour of 0646. Got a seat in 1st class, which was completely full.

On time.

No orchestras, cellists, smells, OAPs, urine, vomit or ‘wrong type of snow’.

There was a swastika scratched on the leather of my seat. Tasteful

[Pondlife]

Trains and ferry on time, as usual.

No time for coffee this morning.

[Mich the Tester]

Someone, not I think me, emitted the most appalling fart this morning.

Silent but deadly.

I can deduce from your last three words that it was a woman.

[Jubber]

Someone, not I think me, emitted the most appalling fart this morning.

Silent but deadly.

He who smelt it dealt it.

[Bluespider]

Whoever said the rhyme did the crime!

[norrahe]

Someone, not I think me, emitted the most appalling fart this morning.

Silent but deadly.

Not as bad as having to endure being squished next to someone who had overdosed in cheap aftershave

[Lockhouse]

Two women gabbing in the quiet carriage all the way to Waterloo.

I could feel blood pressure rising whilst trying to do crossword. Should I have said something? I almost, almost did.