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Bit of a misnomer. Most of them aren't monkeys.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostThat place sounds AWESOME. I want to go to Monkey World.
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Town is a bit of a stretch... it's a village really well, kinda... it's teeny.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post'Wool' is a town ??
It's fricking amazing, we had the best timeOriginally posted by Xenophon View PostThat place sounds AWESOME. I want to go to Monkey World.
 
We gave donations of duvet covers and pillow cases and in the chimpanzee nursery before we went, they were making themselves little beds out of them - very cute.
The Orangutans were my faves.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I've wanted to go for ages, since Monkey Life was on TV. Worth a visit
							
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WTF? Firstly who takes a mains-powered coffee machine with them? Secondly, 1st-class get free coffee anyway. I bet your carriage must have been tupperware and tartan flask heaven.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Postthe pensioner sitting opposite me was using the electricity socket for powering his portable coffee machine
Clue's in the name Xen.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostAnyone know where Lulworth Castle is?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Are there any Gorillas in MonkeyWorld ? Or will it be filled with Grocerboys in cages.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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I don't think there were GorillasOriginally posted by fullyautomatix View PostAre there any Gorillas in MonkeyWorld ? Or will it be filled with Grocerboys in cages.
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Firstly, Dutch pensioners.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWTF? Firstly who takes a mains-powered coffee machine with them? Secondly, 1st-class get free coffee anyway. I bet your carriage must have been tupperware and tartan flask heaven.
Secondly, there's no free coffee on Dutch trains, even in first class.
Actually though, the pensioner was on to a good thing as the only coffee available on board is sold by students carrying a strange rucksack/coffee dispenser contraption, and it tastes bloody awful.
It's not the Virgin pendolino you know.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Oops, forgot you were overseas away from our high-quality rail serviceOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIt's not the Virgin pendolino you know.
							
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If you get a chance, pop into the tank museum in nearby Bovington.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIt's near Wool in Dorset.Comment
 
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