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    #21
    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile!
    How now my sweet creature of bombast?
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #22
      I fancy a ban as well so.....

      Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
      Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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        #23
        Your mother is so fat she had to be baptised at seaworld.
        Last edited by gingerjedi; 24 March 2010, 14:02.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #24
          Originally posted by stingman123 View Post
          I fancy a ban as well so.....

          Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
          Your mother is so fat when she stands still she has to use a kickstand.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #25
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Your mother is so fat when she visits you at home the tyres burst.
            quality
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #26
              Your mother is so fat when she went to the beach they built a lighthouse on her.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #27
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                Your mother is so fat when she stands still she has to use a kickstand.
                Your Mother is so fat she cant jump to conclusions
                Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  How now my sweet creature of bombast?
                  Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul.
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #29
                    Your mother is so fat... but we all love her and she ought to enter Miss England competition and get lots of doo gooders saying how wonderful she looks.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                      Your mother is so fat... but we all love her and she ought to enter Miss England competition and get lots of doo gooders saying how wonderful she looks.
                      Your mother is so fat you need oxygen to climb on.
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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