Your mother is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Your mother is so fat you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave inProud owner of +5 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Your monther is so old she used to call her husband hun,because he was oneOriginally posted by Ravello View PostYour mother is so fat you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave inWho has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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Your mothers so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.If you have to add a
, it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.Comment
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Your mother's so fat that when she broke her leg, gravy came out.If you have to add a
, it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.Comment
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Your mother is so fat, when she turns around its her birthday again."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Your mothers so fat that when she's in the room it doesn't matter where you sit as you'll still be sitting next her.Comment
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Your mother's so fat that she has her own gravitational pull.If you have to add a
, it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.Comment
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