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Previously on "Insulting other forum members"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    You are as useful as Gordon.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Dull of tongue and dwarfish
    and my current fave
    dumber than a bag of wet mice
    My wife often describes children as "Thick as mince" which I understand to be a brummie thing.

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  • Pogle
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    Dull of tongue and dwarfish


    and my current fave

    dumber than a bag of wet mice

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Your mother is proof that the Universe is still expanding exponentially

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Your mother is like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Your mother is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the sofa.

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  • The Wikir Man
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    Your mother's so fat that she has her own gravitational pull.

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  • premiere
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    Your mothers so fat that when she's in the room it doesn't matter where you sit as you'll still be sitting next her.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Your mother's so fat, when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Your mother is so fat, when she turns around its her birthday again.

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  • realityhack
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    Your mother's so fat I had to take two busses and a train just to get on her good side.

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  • The Wikir Man
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    Your mother's so fat that when she broke her leg, gravy came out.

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  • The Wikir Man
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    Your mothers so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

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  • stingman123
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    Originally posted by Ravello View Post
    Your mother is so fat you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
    Your monther is so old she used to call her husband hun,because he was one

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  • Ravello
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    Your mother is so fat you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in

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