Insulting other forum members

[wobbegong]

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

Go on ban me!

Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

Oh yes, no one swears and cusses like the Bard!

[gingerjedi]

Your mother is so fat she has two watches, one for each time zone.

Your mother is so fat she can bend light.

[wobbegong]

Your mother is so fat she can bend light.

Your mother is so fat, when she fell down stairs I thought "East Enders" was finishing.

[DaveB]

Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

Oh yes, no one swears and cusses like the Bard!

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

[fullyautomatix]

Your mum had coitus with Sasguru in full view of all CUK members.

[Mich the Tester]

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry.

[gingerjedi]

Your mother is so fat, when she fell down stairs I thought "East Enders" was finishing.

Your mother is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.

[TheBigYinJames]

Your mum had coitus with Sasguru in full view of all CUK members.

That's just nasty, nasty.

[DaveB]

Your mother is so fat, when she fell down stairs I thought "East Enders" was finishing.

Your mother is so fat when she visits you at home the tyres burst.

[wobbegong]

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile!