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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

    Go on ban me!
    Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

    Oh yes, no one swears and cusses like the Bard!
    The vegetarian option.

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      #12
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Your mother is so fat she has two watches, one for each time zone.
      Your mother is so fat she can bend light.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        Your mother is so fat she can bend light.
        Your mother is so fat, when she fell down stairs I thought "East Enders" was finishing.
        The vegetarian option.

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          #14
          Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
          Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

          Oh yes, no one swears and cusses like the Bard!
          Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #15
            Your mum had coitus with Sasguru in full view of all CUK members.
            Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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              #16
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
              If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                Your mother is so fat, when she fell down stairs I thought "East Enders" was finishing.
                Your mother is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                  Your mum had coitus with Sasguru in full view of all CUK members.
                  That's just nasty, nasty.
                  Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                    Your mother is so fat, when she fell down stairs I thought "East Enders" was finishing.
                    Your mother is so fat when she visits you at home the tyres burst.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
                      Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile!
                      The vegetarian option.

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