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My wife often describes children as "Thick as mince" which I understand to be a brummie thing.Originally posted by Pogle View PostDull of tongue and dwarfish
and my current fave
dumber than a bag of wet mice
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Dull of tongue and dwarfish
and my current fave
dumber than a bag of wet mice
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Your mother is proof that the Universe is still expanding exponentially
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Your mother is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the sofa.
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Your mother's so fat that she has her own gravitational pull.
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Your mothers so fat that when she's in the room it doesn't matter where you sit as you'll still be sitting next her.
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Your mother is so fat, when she turns around its her birthday again.
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Your mother's so fat I had to take two busses and a train just to get on her good side.
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Your mother's so fat that when she broke her leg, gravy came out.
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Your mothers so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
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Your monther is so old she used to call her husband hun,because he was oneOriginally posted by Ravello View PostYour mother is so fat you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
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Your mother is so fat you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
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