Come in, take a seat and tell me your problems. I’m not renowned for my sympathy, or my listening skills, but I’m absolutely the right person to help. Tell me all about your troubles and I’ll provide a practical tip to help you on your way.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
CUK Agony Uncle
Collapse
X
-
-
-
I get this funny tingling sensation when I watch films about gladiators.
Should I be worried?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
Take some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostMy balls are increasingly hanging lower and lower.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
-

you should walk around on your arms and then they'll be closer to your bodyThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
-
I just snorted with laughterOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTake some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
A pot noodle will make you feel a man again.Originally posted by DaveB View PostI get this funny tingling sensation when I watch films about gladiators.
Should I be worried?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
-
Dear CUK Agony Uncle
There is an AGW supporter in my office who sits by the window. When I ask him if it's sunny or raining outside, he wont tell me
(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
-
Now that is genius.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTake some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.
Thanks, CUK Agony Uncle!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- HMRC loan charge settlement offer: 3 things to check before you sign Today 07:41
- HMRC standstill agreements extended to 72 months: why the term's doubled, and what to check before signing Jul 31 05:53
- Who owns the loans? Inside the mystery of the loan charge recall scandal Jul 30 06:20
- Umbrella company winding-up petitions in 2026: the practical guide for contractors Jul 29 05:29
- Payments on Account deadline: what contractors must do before July 31st — maybe for the final few times Jul 28 08:01
- Andy Burnham's first 100 days: five things contractors need from the new PM Jul 27 00:53
- Starmer vs Burnham on housing: What their rival plans mean for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- Burnham's housing vision vs. Starmer's home-buying reforms: what it means for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- In Khalil v Innovate Transport, a limited company contractor wasn’t a worker and was on £2.30 — not £230 Jul 21 07:58
- Andy Burnham is PM: 5 new IT policies set to shape UK tech and its contractors Jul 20 06:29



Comment