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I get this funny tingling sensation when I watch films about gladiators.
Should I be worried?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Take some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostMy balls are increasingly hanging lower and lower.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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you should walk around on your arms and then they'll be closer to your bodyThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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I just snorted with laughterOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTake some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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A pot noodle will make you feel a man again.Originally posted by DaveB View PostI get this funny tingling sensation when I watch films about gladiators.
Should I be worried?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Dear CUK Agony Uncle
There is an AGW supporter in my office who sits by the window. When I ask him if it's sunny or raining outside, he wont tell me
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Now that is genius.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTake some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.
Thanks, CUK Agony Uncle!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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