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Zippy replied

8 March 2010, 17:37
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Yes.

stuff your purse in your pocket instead.

Simple, elegant - I like it. Thanks Uncle Mich.
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Paddy replied

8 March 2010, 17:36
Maybe NSFW
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Mich the Tester replied

8 March 2010, 17:25
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I need a new handbag (purely for self-defence). Can you recommend one which will accommodate all the bits one needs, but which will pack a punch?

Yes.

stuff your purse in your pocket instead.
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Zippy replied

8 March 2010, 17:22
I need a new handbag (purely for self-defence). Can you recommend one which will accommodate all the bits one needs, but which will pack a punch?
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Mich the Tester replied

8 March 2010, 17:19
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and, by opposing, end them?

It is always nobler in the mind to stop worrying and have a pint.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

8 March 2010, 17:17
Originally posted by chef View Post

where is Beaker? I miss the "Ask Beaker threads"

Beaker would never answer my question.

I'll try again.

Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and, by opposing, end them?
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TheFaQQer replied

8 March 2010, 16:27
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

When did you see me naked?

We've all seen the webcam.
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MaryPoppins replied

8 March 2010, 16:11
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Limbo, moonwalk or tango?

Limbo please!
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EternalOptimist replied

8 March 2010, 16:11
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Limbo, moonwalk or tango?

mine can do the pogo
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Mich the Tester replied

8 March 2010, 16:11
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Ah. There is where I've been going wrong.

What about

'make it dance'

?

Limbo, moonwalk or tango?

btw, tango is not a valid choice for a heterosexual
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MaryPoppins replied

8 March 2010, 16:09
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

FWIW, derisory laughter is not a good way to do it.

Ah. There is where I've been going wrong.

What about

'make it dance'

?
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Xenophon replied

8 March 2010, 16:08
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You’re denting the poor man’s confidence.

I'm ok. but ty.

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

As a woman, it is your duty to say to any man who is stood naked in front of you ‘wow, that’s huge’ so as to make him swell up with pride.

When did you see me naked?
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Mich the Tester replied

8 March 2010, 16:08
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Are you referring to his stomach?

Just a generic ‘that’s huge’ and he’ll decide for himself what you mean.
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norrahe replied

8 March 2010, 16:07
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You’re denting the poor man’s confidence. As a woman, it is your duty to say to any man who is stood naked in front of you ‘wow, that’s huge’ so as to make him swell up with pride.

Are you referring to his stomach?
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norrahe replied

8 March 2010, 16:06
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

FWIW, derisory laughter is not a good way to do it.
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