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You’re denting the poor man’s confidence. As a woman, it is your duty to say to any man who is stood naked in front of you ‘wow, that’s huge’ so as to make him swell up with pride.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou’re denting the poor man’s confidence. As a woman, it is your duty to say to any man who is stood naked in front of you ‘wow, that’s huge’ so as to make him swell up with pride.
Agreed, but each woman has her own tactic to achieve this effect!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Are you referring to his stomach?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou’re denting the poor man’s confidence. As a woman, it is your duty to say to any man who is stood naked in front of you ‘wow, that’s huge’ so as to make him swell up with pride.Comment
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Just a generic ‘that’s huge’ and he’ll decide for himself what you mean.Originally posted by norrahe View PostAre you referring to his stomach?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I'm ok. but ty.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou’re denting the poor man’s confidence.
When did you see me naked?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAs a woman, it is your duty to say to any man who is stood naked in front of you ‘wow, that’s huge’ so as to make him swell up with pride.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Ah. There is where I've been going wrong.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostFWIW, derisory laughter is not a good way to do it.
What about
'make it dance'
?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Limbo, moonwalk or tango?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAh. There is where I've been going wrong.
What about
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btw, tango is not a valid choice for a heterosexualAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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mine can do the pogoOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostLimbo, moonwalk or tango?(\__/)
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