CUK Agony Uncle

[chef]

where is Beaker? I miss the "Ask Beaker threads"

[Xenophon]

I know.

I've posted on here about it yonks ago.

I think I need a nip or a tuck or both.

[sasguru]

where is Beaker? I miss the "Ask Beaker threads"

I started those ...

[Mich the Tester]

Dear CUK Agony Uncle

There is an AGW supporter in my office who sits by the window. When I ask him if it's sunny or raining outside, he wont tell me

Open the window. Chuck him out. Simples.

[TheFaQQer]

I know.

I've posted on here about it yonks ago.

I think I need a nip or a tuck or both.

Stop stretching the sack when you shave.

HTH.

[Xenophon]

you should walk around on your arms and then they'll be closer to your body

Thanks, chef. If the CUK Agony Uncle's advice doesn't work out, I'll give it a go.

[Xenophon]

Stop stretching the sack when you shave.

HTH.

Good call.

[EternalOptimist]

Open the window. Chuck him out. Simples.

aa aa gahaha haaggghhhhh...thud

thanks CUK Agony uncle

[Mich the Tester]

Thanks, chef. If the CUK Agony Uncle's advice doesn't work out, I'll give it a go.

Be sure to take them out of storage first, otherwise they might fall through and you wouldn’t want the hairs tickling your throat would you?

[MaryPoppins]

I know.

I've posted on here about it yonks ago.

I think I need a nip or a tuck or both.

Is this one of those things that men care about and women don't notice?

Or do you need to kick them along?