CUK Agony Uncle

[Mich the Tester]

Come in, take a seat and tell me your problems. I’m not renowned for my sympathy, or my listening skills, but I’m absolutely the right person to help. Tell me all about your troubles and I’ll provide a practical tip to help you on your way.

[Xenophon]

My balls are increasingly hanging lower and lower.

[DaveB]

I get this funny tingling sensation when I watch films about gladiators.

Should I be worried?

[MaryPoppins]

My balls are increasingly hanging lower and lower.

[Mich the Tester]

My balls are increasingly hanging lower and lower.

Take some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.

[chef]

you should walk around on your arms and then they'll be closer to your body

[MaryPoppins]

Take some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.

I just snorted with laughter

[Mich the Tester]

I get this funny tingling sensation when I watch films about gladiators.

Should I be worried?

A pot noodle will make you feel a man again.

[EternalOptimist]

Dear CUK Agony Uncle

There is an AGW supporter in my office who sits by the window. When I ask him if it's sunny or raining outside, he wont tell me

[Xenophon]

Take some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.

Now that is genius.

Thanks, CUK Agony Uncle!