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    #31
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Limbo, moonwalk or tango?


    Limbo please!
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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      #32
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      When did you see me naked?
      We've all seen the webcam.
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        #33
        Originally posted by chef View Post
        where is Beaker? I miss the "Ask Beaker threads"
        Beaker would never answer my question.

        I'll try again.

        Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and, by opposing, end them?
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #34
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and, by opposing, end them?
          It is always nobler in the mind to stop worrying and have a pint.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #35
            I need a new handbag (purely for self-defence). Can you recommend one which will accommodate all the bits one needs, but which will pack a punch?
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              #36
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              I need a new handbag (purely for self-defence). Can you recommend one which will accommodate all the bits one needs, but which will pack a punch?
              Yes.

              stuff your purse in your pocket instead.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #37
                Maybe NSFW
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Yes.

                  stuff your purse in your pocket instead.
                  Simple, elegant - I like it. Thanks Uncle Mich.
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