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I'm pllanning on being up at the crack of lunchtime. It's handy not having sprogs
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May your mogs wake you at daybreak wailing for food.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'm pllanning on being up at the crack of lunchtime. It's handy not having sprogs
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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May Santa drink all your decent boozeOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostMay your mogs wake you at daybreak wailing for food.
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Does this thread need resurrecting?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOwn up.
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I'm on my 2nd ale.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Just made it to the pub that's granted me refugee status.
There's a very loud guitarist in the front bar. In the back bar there's... just me
A lot of the back room brigade don't come out till about an hour before normal
closing time. I assume they'll all turn up at one o'clock
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