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Zippy replied

1 January 2010, 02:27
Sorry, I can't live with your no returns policy
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basshead replied

1 January 2010, 02:21
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Well, I'm now pished so could I borrow one please? It'll save me all that reproductive unpleasantness

You can rent one. Do you want the small cheeky one (£20 per individual task) or the big annoying one (£25 per individual task)?

No guarantees will be entered into as to the successful outcome of a particular task. Sprogs can be unpredictable and easily distracted resulting in half-arsed jobs or complete disasters. No refunds, no returns.
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Zippy replied

1 January 2010, 02:10
Well, I'm now pished so could I borrow one please? It'll save me all that reproductive unpleasantness
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basshead replied

1 January 2010, 02:06
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

It's handy not having sprogs

I have mine trained to bring me stuff so I don't have to move in times of great hangover. Handy having sprogs
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basshead replied

1 January 2010, 02:04
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

There's a very loud guitarist in the front bar.

Was it that Eddie Van Halen? Never shuts up so I heard.
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TykeMerc replied

31 December 2009, 23:58
Fairly wellied myself, been out with my eldest son most of the evening and we both pulled the lightweight "had enough now" option.
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NickFitz replied

31 December 2009, 22:27
Originally posted by Shimano105 View Post

sent from my iPhone

Ditto
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Shimano105 replied

31 December 2009, 22:13
Have you wheeled your PC in there? How long must your extension lead be?

sent from my iPhone
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NickFitz replied

31 December 2009, 22:03
Just made it to the pub that's granted me refugee status.

There's a very loud guitarist in the front bar. In the back bar there's... just me

A lot of the back room brigade don't come out till about an hour before normal
closing time. I assume they'll all turn up at one o'clock
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Shimano105 replied

31 December 2009, 21:40
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RichardCranium replied

31 December 2009, 21:38
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Own up.

Chinky-bloody-chinky

Does this thread need resurrecting?

I'm on my 2nd ale.
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suityou01 replied

24 December 2009, 22:12
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

May Santa drink all your decent booze

Too far.
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Zippy replied

24 December 2009, 22:08
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

May your mogs wake you at daybreak wailing for food.

May Santa drink all your decent booze
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suityou01 replied

24 December 2009, 22:03
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I'm pllanning on being up at the crack of lunchtime. It's handy not having sprogs

May your mogs wake you at daybreak wailing for food.
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Zippy replied

24 December 2009, 21:58
I'm pllanning on being up at the crack of lunchtime. It's handy not having sprogs
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