Who's p*ssed?

[TykeMerc]

Fairly wellied myself, been out with my eldest son most of the evening and we both pulled the lightweight "had enough now" option.

[basshead]

There's a very loud guitarist in the front bar.

Was it that Eddie Van Halen? Never shuts up so I heard.

[basshead]

It's handy not having sprogs

I have mine trained to bring me stuff so I don't have to move in times of great hangover. Handy having sprogs

[Zippy]

Well, I'm now pished so could I borrow one please? It'll save me all that reproductive unpleasantness

[basshead]

Well, I'm now pished so could I borrow one please? It'll save me all that reproductive unpleasantness

You can rent one. Do you want the small cheeky one (£20 per individual task) or the big annoying one (£25 per individual task)?

No guarantees will be entered into as to the successful outcome of a particular task. Sprogs can be unpredictable and easily distracted resulting in half-arsed jobs or complete disasters. No refunds, no returns.

[Zippy]

Sorry, I can't live with your no returns policy