Who's p*ssed?

[suityou01]

I'm a rather merry dude at the moment. With the girlie who's Portuguese so we're doing what they do on Christmas eve, seems to be lots of wine and food involved for some reason.

I'm here while the next course is being prepared

Hope y'all are having as good a time as me

You utter utter *******

[FiveTimes]

just going to put the oven on for some indian bites and little cheese parcels

then wrap the kids final presents that are in the boot and done.

Might have time for a shave and a splash of aftershave

[suityou01]

Lordy! That is about a fatal amount for me these days.

Agreed. I thought about this. I'm posting I'm p*ssed and yet I have only had about 6 pints (over the course of the afternoon )

Built for comfort, not for speed.

[SizeZero]

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


~Old Irish toast

[suityou01]

just going to put the oven on for some indian bites and little cheese parcels
then wrap the kids final presents that are in the boot and done.

Might have time for a shave and a splash of aftershave

dial out for an Indian as I cannot be arsed

[Shimano105]

Sober tonight as I had a skinful yesterday. 2 nights in a row is nigh on impossible these days! Want to be able to enjoy the Christmas nosh

[Zippy]

Not pished yet but working on it

[MrMark]

Nowhere near P**** yet. However, it has to be said, the amber liquid is going down rather nicely at the moment.

[suityou01]

Not pished yet but working on it

Well done that girl!

[Coalman]

Drinking a nice bottle of Poachers (Badger), the rest are calling!

Can't get too pissed - boys will be up at oh-my-god-o'clock!