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just going to put the oven on for some indian bites and little cheese parcels
then wrap the kids final presents that are in the boot and done.
Might have time for a shave and a splash of aftershaveComment
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Agreed. I thought about this. I'm posting I'm p*ssed and yet I have only had about 6 pints (over the course of the afternoonOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostLordy!
That is about a fatal amount for me these days.

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Built for comfort, not for speed.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
~Old Irish toastOh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postjust going to put the oven on for some indian bites and little cheese parcels
then wrap the kids final presents that are in the boot and done.
Might have time for a shave and a splash of aftershave
dial out for an Indian as I cannot be arsed
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Sober tonight as I had a skinful yesterday. 2 nights in a row is nigh on impossible these days! Want to be able to enjoy the Christmas noshComment
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Not pished yet but working on it
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Nowhere near P**** yet. However, it has to be said, the amber liquid is going down rather nicely at the moment.
Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Well done that girl!Originally posted by Zippy View PostNot pished yet but working on it
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Drinking a nice bottle of Poachers (Badger), the rest are calling!
Can't get too pissed - boys will be up at oh-my-god-o'clock!Beer
is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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