Originally posted by Dog's Heinous
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This is how to sort out the UK
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12)Make it compulsory for all able-bodied people over the age of 5 years to do at least two sessions of exercise per week. The sessions must last at least 30 minutes and must be on different dates (ie you can't get away with doing a single 1 hour session per week).bloggoth
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Originally posted by Dog's HeinousCould you please enlighten me as to the meaning of 'FTFY'? I keep seeing it posted on this forum.
Cheers,
Dog's Heinous
Throw your tv in the bin and get a life.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBleeding 'ell. What is this, North Korea? Not joined up there. You could combine this with your public transport scheme. Buses should have no seats or floors, just a bar you hang on to. You have to run like hell to keep up.Comment
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A bit of googling and I managed to find Dog's Heinous' facebook picture
http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/...wrestler_3.jpgCoffee's for closersComment
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ridiculous
OVERSEAS AID
Spending on overseas aid will rise to 0.7 per cent of gross national income by 2013
this should have been cut to zero
what have they ever gven us ?
i suspect they wouldnt piss on the uk if it were on fireComment
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Originally posted by mrdonuts View PostOVERSEAS AID
Spending on overseas aid will rise to 0.7 per cent of gross national income by 2013
this should have been cut to zero
what have they ever gven us ?
i suspect they wouldnt piss on the uk if it were on fire
wouldn't
UK
Originally posted by mrdonuts View Postwhat have they ever gven us ?Comment
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Looks like a lot of that came from the BNP and UKIP manifesto“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by Dog's Heinous View PostThis is how I would sort out the UK...
Sadly, the poor spelling, grammar and punctuation eventually got to me. I can handle someone having a rant and their English deteriorating as a consequence, but your standard of writing is poor in a way suggesting you were either badly educated or unable to be educated well. That does you a great disservice in that it makes your opinions appear less worthy, which is a shame, for you clearly have something to say.
For examples, I do believe you are right about getting coppers on the beat (it is why the Police force was invented, FFS) and respecting alien cultures, and whilst I would like to see a simplified tax system (history has repeatedly shown government intervention in new markets by taxation is A Bad Idea) I just know the buggers would use it as a means to complicate things and raise even more tax.
Instead I shall simply say: the changes required to enact your proposals would themselves have negative social implications that I do not believe you have considered. Many of those actions would have unpleasant consequences for each individual which would outweigh the benefits to the whole.
Attractive and simple a such things appear to be, the "state" or "nation" or "the majority" do not need rights and protection; individuals need rights and protection.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Broken windows & zero tolerance work.
http://wapedia.mobi/en/Fixing_Broken_Windows
More attention paid to low level crime unnerve serious criminals. More Police on the beat works. Building trust does create a better level of detection, any support person here will confirm 'walking the floor' works to improve fault resolution and customer confidence.
This guy has most of the right ideas but I have a suspicion he has gone too far if the reports are true.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...st-Lawman.html
Many may have been lifted from the BNP manifesto but some of my intellectual heroes are Sun Tzu & Machievelli, does that make the wisdom they impart bad? I wouldn't invite them to dinner.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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