Great expressions and or catchphrases

[RichardCranium]

May you always buy cheap, and sell dear

Old Jewish gag, based on the same: "Buy sheep. Sell deer."

[Churchill]

I'd rather have my still beating heart wrenched from its ribcage!

[suityou01]

My ole man used to say "Kiss my sweet bippy"

Meaning foxtrot oscar I think. He is a northern whiskey drinking monkey though.

[Pondlife]

"You can't polish a turd."

Example context:


Bloke 1: "I've worked hard to fix up this old banger, but it still doesn't look that good."
Bloke 2: "Well mate, bottom line is - you can't polish a turd."

As someone pointed out to me on Monday

"yes, but you can roll it in glitter"

[threaded]

As someone pointed out to me on Monday

"yes, but you can roll it in glitter"

Hmm, actually heard that one in Danish the other day:

Du kan ikke polere en lort.

Men, du kan rulle den i glimmer.

[wobbegong]

I haven't laughed so much since Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle

You miserable sinner . . .

[EternalOptimist]

I slung her the wobbly warhead

[vetran]

Thyey Couldn't organise a social occasion in a brewery

(American firm lots of HR)


Thanks thats an interesting idea Bob, so everyone WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TO FIX THIS?

[norrahe]

for pete's sake - where did that come from???

[thunderlizard]

No 5h1t, Sherlock!