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Great expressions and or catchphrases

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    #21
    I would rather cut my nuts off with a spoon...

    ****...<dramatic pause>...that

    Aye
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #22
      That server is up and down like a bride's nightie.


      Suck my big fat hairy ****

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        #23
        She has a face like a bag of spanners
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #24
          May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your @rsehole


          Arabic. Transl - 'May your @rsehole be infested by the fleas from 1000 camels'
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #25
            Originally posted by Toolpusher
            "Bob's your uncle."
            "Robert's your father's brother" as a friend of mine used to say

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              #26
              Mad as a box of frogs

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                #27
                May you always buy cheap, and sell dear
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #28
                  I haven't laughed so much since Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Dog's Heinous
                    "You can't polish a turd."

                    Example context:


                    Bloke 1: "I've worked hard to fix up this old banger, but it still doesn't look that good."
                    Bloke 2: "Well mate, bottom line is - you can't polish a turd."
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                    We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
                    - Douglas Adams

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                      #30
                      'She's got a face like a bulldog licking pi$$ off a thistle'

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