Great expressions and or catchphrases

**threaded** · 19 November 2009, 19:44

"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes."

Especially when agents go on and on and on about some marvellous opportunity, which is neither an opportunity and certainly not marvellous.

**conned tractor** · 19 November 2009, 19:52

You've got more chance of platting tulip than....

**RichardCranium** · 19 November 2009, 20:22

I have just abandoned "Get over yourself" to replace it with "Build a bridge".

A favourite is "You have two chances. Fat and slim."

"Is that a considered opinion or one of your own?"

**snaw** · 19 November 2009, 20:34

My mascara is running ...

I'm sweating like a hostage is another goodun, umm

**Ed Winchester** · 19 November 2009, 20:45

Hi,

I'm Ed Winchester.

**conned tractor** · 19 November 2009, 20:47

It would have never happened under the Tories.

**EternalOptimist** · 19 November 2009, 20:49

Well I'll go t' foot of our stairs

**BobShawadiwadi** · 19 November 2009, 21:11

Much quickness, plenty cheapness.

**darmstadt** · 19 November 2009, 21:15

'Bugger me backwards with a broomstick' goes down well, sometimes

Used to use it quite often at a place I worked when the operators didn't make a mistake

Great expressions and or catchphrases