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    #41
    Tighter than a nuns nasty

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      #42
      Colder than a witches tit

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        #43
        camper than a row of tents
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #44
          Dogs and Cats living together.

          Used in SG:U lastnight.
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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            #45
            damp as a well digger's
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #46
              that's as slack as a brewers f@rt
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #47
                like herding squirrels

                example

                SY01: Come on you lot get in the car.
                SY02: Flaming kids, it's like herding squirrels.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #48
                  Source : Viz

                  There's a fog on the channel tonight cap'n.

                  example

                  SY01: <fx>big juicy f@rt</fx> "There's a fog on the channel tonight cap'n." <fx>Flaps duvet</fx>
                  SY02: <fx>Slap</fx>
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    Dogs and Cats living together.

                    Used in SG:U lastnight.
                    Ghostbusters also...

                    PETER
                    Or you could accept the fact that this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
                    MAYOR
                    What do you mean, biblical?
                    RAY
                    What he means is Old Testament biblical, Mr. Mayor. Real wrath-of-God-type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming from the sky!
                    Rivers and seas boiling!
                    EGON
                    Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes!
                    WINSTON
                    The dead rising from the grave!
                    PETER
                    Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
                    MAYOR
                    Enough! I get the point! What if you're wrong?
                    PETER
                    If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail. Peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it! But if I'm right, and we can stop this
                    thing; Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
                    MAYOR smiles. ARCHBISHOP nods.

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                      #50
                      Kiss my sack.

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