Reply to: Great expressions and or catchphrases

[EternalOptimist]

as rare as hens teeth
as rare as rocking horse poo

[Pogle]

I like the FFS stick idea.
I once thought about getting two little round badges, for under the coat lapels, one saying yes, the other saying no.

I made some cards for a friend of mine who had problems saying no at work, a red one and a yellow one. He was to hand them over whenever has was asked to do something that he didnt have time to do.
The yellow one was to be used first and it explained nicely how he was too busy, the red one was to be used when the yellow one failed and was a little more blunt!

Dont think they worked, he's still a total people pleasing workaholic.

[EternalOptimist]

I say arsebiscuits a lot.
I also made a little laminated sign on a stick with FFS on it, and gave it to my clientco boss. He now just waves it in the air when he is annoyed at the latest batch of pointless management emails. I borrow it sometimes too.

I like the FFS stick idea.
I once thought about getting two little round badges, for under the coat lapels, one saying yes, the other saying no.

[Pogle]

I say arsebiscuits a lot.
I also made a little laminated sign on a stick with FFS on it, and gave it to my clientco boss. He now just waves it in the air when he is annoyed at the latest batch of pointless management emails. I borrow it sometimes too.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Erm, actually, the quote is nearly correct, but he was talking about wine. It's from a letter he wrote to a friend.

HTH

What he did say:

We hear of the conversion of water into wine at the marriage in
Cana as of a miracle. But this conversion is, through the goodness
of God, made every day before our eyes. Behold the rain which
descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of
the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves
us, and loves to see us happy. The miracle in question was only
performed to hasten the operation, under circumstances of present
necessity, which required it.

Sminki Drinki

[threaded]

Benjamin Franklin is often supposed to have said

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

But he didn't. However, it works for me.

Erm, actually, the quote is nearly correct, but he was talking about wine. It's from a letter he wrote to a friend.

HTH

[HairyArsedBloke]

Benjamin Franklin is often supposed to have said

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

But he didn't. However, it works for me.

[oracleslave]

Taking a dump.... DBA style

What is DBA style when taking a dump? Backup, disaster recovery, table dump?

[DieScum]

"I'd rather staple my eyelids to the floor."

[Bumfluff]

Taking a dump.... DBA style

[Spacecadet]

for pete's sake - where did that come from???

pete as in St Peter?

[EternalOptimist]

How about a toast:

A toast!!

HAB , I Give you THE QUEEN

[HairyArsedBloke]

How about a toast:

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.

If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

[PorkPie]

as plain as the balls on a dog

[threaded]

I worked this place. Finest collection of crap coders I've ever met. How that company stayed in business was the MD invented something and then kept a couple hundred staff as pets on the proceeds, until he ran out of money.

Anyways, one of the insults that guys there'd spout and pretty much summed up the place:

"May your testicles turn to cubicles and fester in the corners."

Yeah, meaningless, but great to say at a bunch of drunks and then watch their expressions.