Great expressions and or catchphrases

[DimPrawn]

<Clarkson_Voice>

Goes like a stabbed rat!

</Clarkson_Voice>

[HairyArsedBloke]

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

[threaded]

I worked this place. Finest collection of crap coders I've ever met. How that company stayed in business was the MD invented something and then kept a couple hundred staff as pets on the proceeds, until he ran out of money.

Anyways, one of the insults that guys there'd spout and pretty much summed up the place:

"May your testicles turn to cubicles and fester in the corners."

Yeah, meaningless, but great to say at a bunch of drunks and then watch their expressions.

[PorkPie]

as plain as the balls on a dog

[HairyArsedBloke]

How about a toast:

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.

If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

[EternalOptimist]

How about a toast:

A toast!!

HAB , I Give you THE QUEEN

[Spacecadet]

for pete's sake - where did that come from???

pete as in St Peter?

[Bumfluff]

Taking a dump.... DBA style

[DieScum]

"I'd rather staple my eyelids to the floor."

[oracleslave]

Taking a dump.... DBA style

What is DBA style when taking a dump? Backup, disaster recovery, table dump?