Tighter than a nuns nasty
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Colder than a witches titComment
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camper than a row of tentsComment
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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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that's as slack as a brewers f@rt(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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like herding squirrels
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SY01: Come on you lot get in the car.
SY02: Flaming kids, it's like herding squirrels.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Source : Viz
There's a fog on the channel tonight cap'n.
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SY01: <fx>big juicy f@rt</fx> "There's a fog on the channel tonight cap'n."
<fx>Flaps duvet</fx>
SY02: <fx>Slap</fx>Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Ghostbusters also...Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
PETER
Or you could accept the fact that this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
MAYOR
What do you mean, biblical?
RAY
What he means is Old Testament biblical, Mr. Mayor. Real wrath-of-God-type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming from the sky!
Rivers and seas boiling!
EGON
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes!
WINSTON
The dead rising from the grave!
PETER
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
MAYOR
Enough! I get the point! What if you're wrong?
PETER
If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail. Peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it! But if I'm right, and we can stop this
thing; Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
MAYOR smiles. ARCHBISHOP nods.Comment
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Kiss my sack.Comment
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