Originally posted by realityhack
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Please do not hijack this thread
Collapse
X
-
-
You poke the humanoid. The humanoid scuttles away into the dark. You hear a furtive rustling from the NE.Originally posted by DaveB View PostProd humanoid
<out-of-character>Into the dark??? It's pitch black! D'oh. Forgive the numptiness.</out-of-character>Comment
-
Follow humanoidOriginally posted by realityhack View PostYou poke the humanoid. The humanoid scuttles away into the dark. You hear a furtive rustling from the NE.
<out-of-character>Into the dark??? It's pitch black! D'oh. Forgive the numptiness.</out-of-character>"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
The humanoid isn't going anywhere. You are in the NE corner of a dark room.Originally posted by DaveB View PostFollow humanoidComment
-
Ask humaniod for helpOriginally posted by realityhack View PostThe humanoid isn't going anywhere. You are in the NE corner of a dark room.Comment
-
You ask the humanoid for help. You hear some incoherent mumbling. And a bit more furtive rustling.Originally posted by ctdctd View PostAsk humaniod for helpComment
-
search humanoidOriginally posted by realityhack View PostYou ask the humanoid for help. You hear some incoherent mumbling. And a bit more furtive rustling."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
You frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection.Originally posted by DaveB View Postsearch humanoidComment
-
hug humanoid ( and hope it's not andyw in a gimp suit )Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
Ask the humanoid "Do you like films about gladiators?"Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou frisk the humanoid. It seems to like this. It attempts to hug you. You find nothing, except affection.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Why contractors keep putting off their pension (and why I'm one of them) Aug 4 02:43
- HMRC loan charge settlement offer: 3 things to check before you sign Today 07:41
- HMRC standstill agreements extended to 72 months: why the term's doubled, and what to check before signing Jul 31 05:53
- Who owns the loans? Inside the mystery of the loan charge recall scandal Jul 30 06:20
- Umbrella company winding-up petitions in 2026: the practical guide for contractors Jul 29 05:29
- Payments on Account deadline: what contractors must do before July 31st — maybe for the final few times Jul 28 08:01
- Andy Burnham's first 100 days: five things contractors need from the new PM Jul 27 00:53
- Starmer vs Burnham on housing: What their rival plans mean for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- Burnham's housing vision vs. Starmer's home-buying reforms: what it means for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- In Khalil v Innovate Transport, a limited company contractor wasn’t a worker and was on £2.30 — not £230 Jul 21 07:58

Comment